Mr Death and sex.

As always, I waited patiently...I knew he'd be over soon...And this time I had all the questions and I wanted him to answer...

I set the table with all the good favourites. Tea, cupcakes (Mr Death showed a liking for cupcakes) Then waited patiently. He was late!! Did he know what my plan was?? I started to worry that something bad had happened to Mr. Death, and as quickly as I had had the thought, was a quickly as I had started laughing at the thought...(Had something bad happened to Mr. Death, C'mon self!!). Knock, knock...I stood with a start and moved to greet my friend....I gave him a rushed but loving hongi, poured his tea, and straight into the topic for the day...

"Mr. Death...What up with sex, cuz???"

Mr Death didn't appreciate it when I called him cuz, mainly because it usually expressed my annoyance or followed with an annoying request. This time I had managed to incorporate both aspect of annoyance at once!!

"Can you extend on your question please?" Mr Death replying with his droll tone.

"Well, whats the purpose?? I mean, if it's only meant for procreation?? Then why give humans sex drive?? If it's meant to be an express of love?? Then why call it sex?? If it's meant to be the paramount of physical connection?? Then why have so many contradictory rules of engagement??"

Of course at that point I had gone off on a tangent, and had forgotten I had had a guest in the first place...I turned around with a surprised look on my face when I heard Mr Death clear his throat, I apologised, and asked him to forgive my rudeness.
Mr Death graciously accepted and (for the first time) systematically addressed each question.

"The reason for so many rules is because you people are selfish! And rather than allowing the connection to happen. You people would rather know what that physical connection has to offer first, before you connect. Therefore, you people are the reason there are, as you put it, "So many contradictory rules of engagement"

At this point I started to feel sick.

"The reason it is called sex is because you people could not handle the responsibility of love, but did not want to sacrifice the pleasure it afforded, so, being the arrogant creatures you people are, you people changed the name to something that can be contained...If you notice this relates directly to the previous question."

At this point I knew us people were getting hammered by Mr Death.

"That being said, you will not be surprised when I say, you people were not given sex drive. You people gave yourselves sex drive. The gods gave you love with the intention that off-spring would be a result of that love. Sex does not come from the gods, love does!!

I felt a change in Mr Death, that scared me, At this point I knew Mr Death was on his own tangent.


"You people have been given the gift of love, and life, yet you people manipulate both to protect your insecurities. You people speak lies, and say you do so, because you do not want to hurt others! When in fact you people speak lies, because you people do not want others to take their love from you! Love is everywhere, yet you people can not see it until it is pointed out to you, and in return, you people spend great amounts of time, trying to discredit what you've been shown. You people can be shown, taught, told and guided to what love means, and what purpose love has, but the arrogance and ignorance of your kind is all you people believe in. What do you have to say to this my child?"

At this point I knew I was getting hammered by Mr Death, and I need to re-establish myself.

"You need to get laid Cuz!!"